The Whatsit

 Wilf and Wilma came to play. They looked at the whatsit.

“What’s is it?” asked Wilma.

“It’s a whatsit,” said Chip.

“We found it in the cellar.

Mum and Dad had a surprise. It was for the children.

“What is it?” asked Biff.

It’s a whatshit,” said Dad. He pulled off the sheet.  

I don’t know whatsit first, but finally I got mean.